Me is Donk

I sit down this morning playin some fun .05/.10 NL. The first hand I limp in with 23 and flop a straight and get paid off dearly for it. I then proceed to build up my chips to about $16.00, playing against a big stack loose aggrssive player. Knowing full well that soon I would get into a pot with him and get all his chips when this hand comes along.

Table 'Minkar'
Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: DiegoS ($10.25 in chips)
Seat 2: TwoFishy ($16.15 in chips) HERO
Seat 3: RaFi_777 ($9.70 in chips)
Seat 4: philhippos ($3.45 in chips)
Seat 5: grc12284 ($18.25 in chips) LOOSE NEWB (well he did get my money so good for him)
Seat 6: zoob123 ($2.35 in chips)
zoob123: posts small blind $0.05
DiegoS: posts big blind $0.10
philhippos: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TwoFishy [Ks Kh]
TwoFishy: raises $0.20 to $0.30
RaFi_777: folds
philhippos: calls $0.20
grc12284: calls $0.30
TwoFishy said, "all in...you better have the cooler"

(ummmmm, I have kings)

zoob123: calls $0.25
DiegoS: calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [7c Kd 5h]

(boner, ok how do I extract the max amount of money here....Hummm check, hoping that someone has the other king. No real draws and no flush.)

zoob123: checks
DiegoS: checks
TwoFishy: checks
philhippos: checks
grc12284: checks
*** TURN *** [7c Kd 5h] [3s]
zoob123: bets $0.20

(to me this seems like a probe bet, I'll call and hope someone catches and A or Q or J on the river)

DiegoS: folds
TwoFishy: calls $0.20
philhippos: folds
grc12284: calls $0.20
*** RIVER *** [7c Kd 5h 3s] [8c]
zoob123: checks
TwoFishy: bets $0.60

(Weak bet, hoping to induce a bluff steal or 2nd pair or 2 pair)

grc12284: raises $1.70 to $2.30

(Boom, I have him ALL IN time)

zoob123: folds
TwoFishy: raises $13.35 to $15.65 and is all-in
grc12284: calls $13.35

(Hummmm, I wonder what he has....AHHHHHHH FUCK ME ASS @!#% &^*(#)@!)

*** SHOW DOWN ***
TwoFishy: shows [Ks Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
grc12284: shows [6s 9h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
grc12284 collected $31.75 from pot

(69 off nice work...I guess I should have bet harder on the flop and turn...but what can ya do.)

After that horrible display it was hard to start playing again, but it's only 10.00 right. So I sit down and proceed to loose more money to Donks going all pre flop and I can't win a race. I think I should keep to the tournament play cause I can't deal with ring variance especially at micro limits.

Dealt to TwoFishy [Qh Js]
philhippos: folds
wskirk: folds
zoob123: raises $1.55 to $1.65 and is all-in
tingeling: folds
TwoFishy: calls $1.60
RaFi_777: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c 6h Qc]
*** TURN *** [6c 6h Qc] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [6c 6h Qc 3d] [Ac]

(Rivered again...Life is great!)

*** SHOW DOWN ***
TwoFishy: shows [Qh Js] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
zoob123: shows [9h As] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
zoob123 collected $3.25 from pot


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XTwoFishyX [8d 8c]
felton2unc: calls $0.10
wskirk: calls $0.10
zoob123: raises $1.50 to $1.60 and is all-in
tingeling: folds
TwoFishy: calls $1.55
Kubista: folds
felton2unc: folds
wskirk: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc 5c 3s]
*** TURN *** [Qc 5c 3s] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 5c 3s Th] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TwoFishy: shows [8d 8c] (a pair of Eights)
zoob123: shows [Qs Ts] (two pair, Queens and Tens)

(of course...fuckin poker!)

ME = FISH